diet...

title: going on a diet

i M a fat ass... need to go on a diet...

fridAy went to bugis to eat steamboat... saturday oso eat steamboat & durian... not fat is bluff ppl de... wAh...

as a matter of fact i went to eat steamboat at bugis to celebrate eunice de bdae...

xXx: ixxit that tian tian huo guo?

me: nO la... dun mention... mention liao wan to puke...

xXx: why? why lidat?

why lidat? because that place got alot of lizards... Eeekkk... so gross... the lizards 'da ge' was crawling all over the signboard... oso the customer service was realli bad... when we go there dat time the place was full so we thought maybe we leave our numbers down so that when go place the guy can call us... dat time was 7.30pm so the guy told us he will call at 8.15pm lidat... but then we decided to go to other shop to eat... that guy from tian tian din even call until we finish our dinner...

lucky we not so stupid wait for his call... f**k his bloody ass... no place de hua oso can call and inform de mahz... wads so difficult in making a phone call...

@#$%... @#$%...

I HATE LIZARDS!... I HATE LIZARDS! I HATE LIZARDS!

aniwae... i got 'hao liao' to intro to you guys...

20g of pure heroin from thailand... 100 tab of ectasy and ice...

price negotiatable as it is the GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!

transparent pencil case from MUJI at onli $3.90

famous amos butterscotch cookies at onli $4/100g

xXx: CHay!... you are so lame...

me: keep ur big fat mouth shut... you idiotic freak!

xXx: na na ni po po

guess you are wondering who is the xXx... he... nono... she... wadeva... IT is my imaginary friend... going crazy soon... keep on hearing funny stuff in my head...

xXx: my name is angelisadevilisahornlisamonalisa

me: huh?

xXx: angelisadevilisahornlisamonalisa

me: ... catch no ball

xXx: juz call me the imaginary friend of ours la... haiyo...

_see ghost_

boring...

title: cocked up

woke up today with a "sour" right hand... maybe din sleep properly... i need some sugar to neutralise it... was suppose to post some pictures de but den i dunno why my fireworks program not working lehz... dunno the picture problem or the program problem...

went shopping yesterday although i wasn't in the mood... the weather was so farking hot... ended up having a headache... DARN!... speaking about weather... why do thunder come after lightning arhz? yup... becoz light travel faster than sound... hehe... so clever...

xXx: everybody oso know... CHEY!

me: who say so... you ask kindergarten de children they know ma? neh neh ni po po...

thursday night saw lightning streaking across the sky of tampines... not once... not twice but i dunno how many times... wanted to take picture of it de but then evrytime i click the button all i see is the black black sky on the screen... i am not "fan ying chi dun" hor... everybody is "fan ying chi dun" de lor...

this is so because:

my drawing a bit ugly arhz...

so next time dun say people slow cause you are slow too... haha...

this posting looks very educational... haha... i can consider teaching primary school science le... haha... but before i do so... i think i should buck up on my drawing... actually i can draw very well de... if not why would i get B3 for my art (haha... hao lian again le)...

after teaching science i should now teach literature...

The Lengend...

Long Ago, there was a bird who sang but just once in her life.

From the moment she left the nest,

she searched the longest leaf for a thorn tree,

never resting until she found one.

Then, she began to sing,

more sweetly than any other creature on the face of the earth.

But carry away in the rapturous honor song,

she impaled herself on the longest, sharpest thorn.

As she was dying,

she rose above her own agony to out-sing even the lark and the nightingale.

The thorn bird traded her life for that one song and

the whole world was captured to listen!

And God, in His heaven smiles~

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As her very best was brought out only of the cost of great pain.

Driven by the thorn, with no fear for her death to come. But when we push the thorn into out breast,

We know...

We understand...

And still... we choose the pain of the thorn...

wAh...

how sophisticated am i...

the genius in me...

the talent i've shown...

the poem i've wrote...

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xXx: aiyah... shut up la... COPY one la...

me: shhh!...

ok... that thing was copied from the lyrics book of F.I.R latest CD... it's really nice and meaningful... hope you understand... onli a genius like me would understand...

xXx: hai... why you so hao lian de

me: i am not hao lian... i just dunno how to be modest!

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anyway... hope you like it...

farking weekend...

title: farking weekend

mom: what you doing at the computer? play games or studying?

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me: not playing games la...

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mom: then what are you doing?

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me: look look see see la...

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mom: see what?

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me: AIYAH... YOU DON'T KNOW DE LA...

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mom: cut of your internet service then you know

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me: UP TO YOU LA... DON'T DISTURB ME LA!

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mom: no need do homework?

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me: LATER LA...

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mom: everytime later

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me: HAIYO... I SAY LATER DEN LATER LA... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IXXIT?!

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mom: SHOUT... SHOUT SOMEMORE!

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continue....

there goes my peaceful weekend afternoon... why are mothers like this de... cannot tahan them lehz... not dat i wan to be rude or wad to shout at them but their nagging very irritating de... somemore i so hot-temper de... so its NOT MY FAULT FOR SHOUTING... haiya... now no mood to type le... got alot of things to say but now... ARGHZ...

sometimes i wish i could just faint while crossing the road and kana run over by a car or even better a cement-mixer den go into coma and sleep forever... YEAH! i having suicidal thoughts... but i not so brave can cut my wrist (i have low tolerance for pain!) or jump down from building so i am keeping my fingers cross that i can be so so so suay to be run over by some drunk drivers, kana hit by flower pot which belongs to some gardening-enthu who thinks that her huge mexican cactus can balance on the parapet, kana push down the escalator by some shopaholics rushing for sale of sanitary pads, or maybe poison by some hawker who mistakenly add rat powder rather than salt into my chay kway teow...

_gone to eat chay kway teow_

my hero...

title: i want to be a doctor's wife...

i've been thinking... i've been dreaming...

no need to say oso noe wad i am dreaming about le bahz... all written above... can say i "xiang de mei" but dats wad i really really wan to achieve... its my life-time ambition... haha...

in the past:

My ambition is to be a doctor who can save people's life.

NOW:

My ambition is to be the woman behind the doctor who can save people's life.

see the difference?

since... i dunno when... doctors give me the impression that they are the most "wan mei" men on earth...

they are my knight in shinning armour...

my hero...

my world...

my world spins around them...

haha... not dat exaggerate la... but its something like dat though...

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heard from one fren dat one mediacorp male artise de boyfriend (yeah... u din see wrongly neither did i type wrongly... its BOYFRIEND) is a doctor.... AHHHHhhhh... Y LIDAT!!! HOW CAN IT BE!!!

*my world came crashing down*

okie... gotta face reality... dunno how true the "8 gua" is but the fact is not all doctors are sexually straight... THATS THE FACT AND I'VE GOT TO ACCEPT IT! BUT... dat does not mean that doctors are all gay so I'VE STILL GOT HOPE! YEAH!

speaking about gays... well... it seems like this society still does condem homosexual... it doesn't matter if you are a lesbian or gay... you are still a homosexual and the society still doesn't accept it... personally (ITS ONLY A PERSONAL VIEW) i dun condem lesbian or gay but i think they should still go back to the original way it should be... its always better to walk the straight path rather than the pebbled... anyway since they have chosen the path they want to walk... there is nothing much i can do (obviously there's nothing i can do about it) but to say: ITS IMPORTANT TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM AIDS.

Disclaimer: The above posting its purely a personal view. Those offended by the above posting in one way or another; Sorry

stars wars.... Eeee

title: I DUN LIKE STAR WARS

I REALLY DUN LIKE STAR WARS!... yeah... star wars de "fancies" come beat me up... "i'll be right here waiting for you"... the show is so... FAKE... SO so so i dunno how to say... to fantasy liao...

ok... i noe i dun haf the right or authority to slam negative remarks when i din even watch a single episode of the star wars... actually i watched a quarter of the episode one but fell asleep... hA...

i dun like sci-fic stuff so star wars not my cup of tea la... but i remember got one book with the title star trek or something lidat... wads dat? star wars de brother or cousin? haha... Eeeww... anyway dun like such stuff...

oh... tonight on channel u, 9.30pm got this documentary film on NUH hospital de doc... how they save life... den tonight is abt a guy going for bypass... haha... good chance for me to see yandao doctor... haha... dunno can see dat SUPER GORGEOUS anaesthetic doctor a not... he is so suAI... i will open my eyes big big tonight so that i wun miss any chances of spotting him... haha...

ystd when for follow up check-up... shld be fine and well... i say shld be bcoz i am having this frequent headache den the proffessor ask me go for CT scan of the brain but den ther result was normal lehz... dun tell me got this unexplainable headache... anyway the prof say if still not ok until the next visit in 2 weeks time going to refer me to the nerologist... EEekkk... hope nothing wrong... i dun wan my brain to be cut up like my heart... pray hard this damn headache will go off soon... hai... so many problem... if go on lidat can die liao... every now and den go hospital... haiyo... very stress up de lehz... but got more chance of seeing yandao doc... HEY! WAD AM I THINKING!... but if really got problem oso bo pian *TOUCHWOOD*... anyway seeing yandao is ku zhong zuo le... haha...

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title: unknown

so so so sorry to may... din go bugis with u... coz fell sick... and this is the 2nd time since the beginning of yr 2... pengz... i am 18 and i haf a body of an 81 years old ah ma... haha... maybe 81 years old de ah ma even stronger den me... haha... anyway got one week MC... haha... more than i can ask for lehz... haa... but i think i will still go sch la... for some tut dat i lyk... haha...

anyway still got part 2 of the previous posting abt my stay in hospital... haha... dun think it will be out soon la... lazy to write... hAha...

tomolo going back to nuh for follow up check up... suppose to go last week de but doc on holi... haha... i think mayb got children still in sec sch or jc... haha... *alert* dunno is son or daughter... or maybe son and daughter... dunno the son how old arhzz... haha... yandao or not nevermind... got $$$ can le...

cut my hair le... hAha... quite short... shoulder length lidat... hai... kinda regret le... haha... den the fringe... hai... dunno how to say... look a but nerdy nerdy lidat... haha... more like china doll lA... EEEeee...

_to mushroom farm_

i M bAck!

title: i M bAck!

ps: this posting suppose to be publish on 15th of may

lOng OnG tIme nO wRiTe lE... aLmOst 2 wEeks lE... yUp... i M dOing fIne aNd wElL... bEfOre i sTart wRiTiNg tHe sTuFfSssss (alot of things happen) dAt hAppEn fOr tHe pAst 2 wEeks i wAnNa tHank tHe fOlLowIng pEoPle fOr vIsiTiNg mE iN tHe hOspItAl... tHey aRe:

- May -

- Jasmine -

- Xian Wen -

- Ee Swee (Jas's bf) -

- Ai Li -

- Veron -

- Han Sheng -

- Siew Huang -

- Eunice -

- Cheng Huei -

- and those who visited me but i forgot to mention de -

THANK YOU FOR COMING AND THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS AND GIFTS.... THANK YOU!!!

02.05.05 (Monday)

oKie... sO i wAs sUpPoSe to cHecK in tO mY "hOtel" aT arOund 3 pLus lIdat dE... bUt dAt fReakIng sTuFf dEre sAid tHe bEd aRrangEmen wAs wRong.... gOt a B2 inStead of B1... GOSH! dEn bO pIan hAf to wAit fOr tHe bEd mAnaGemEnt tO lOcaTe a pAthEtic bEd fOr me... tHey gAve mE $8 wOrth oF kopitAm vOucHer fOr uS tO gO dOwnsTair lA kOpi wHile wE wAit... nOt bAd lA... aT leAst gOt cOmpensAte mE... dEn lAter i tHink hAlf aN hoUr lIdat tHey fINally fOUnd oNe fOr mE! hAha... bUt iT wAs rEalLi sUper fAr aWay fRom tHe lIft lObbY... iTs alL tHe wAy tO tHe eNd oF thE corridOr... hAi... wArd 58... bUt aNywAy tHe rOom wAs nOt bAd lA... betTer dEn lAst tIme aT TTSH wHich wAs a 'C class' wArd... hAha... oNli tHing... TV too smAll... hAha... gOt difficulty rEadIng tHe sUbtitle oF tHe sHow... hAha... qUitE sOmetIme lAter gOt a lOt of dOc cOme mAke me fEel sO pAisAe... hAha... gOt oNe dOc VERY HANDSOME!!! aIyoyo... bUt cAnnot rEmemBer hIs nAme... hIs aN aNaethetics dOc... hAha... bUt iF i sEe hIm on tHE sTrEet i wIlL rEcognise dE... dEn at nIte mOst oF tHe aBove mentIon nAme cAme to sEe mE dEn lAter wHen dOwnstAir to eAt wHile i sIt dEre sEe bOy bOy... hAha... lAter tHey wHen hOmE aT i dUnno wAd tIme bUt kIndA fEel lyk "tAo yUan"... hAha... sO fAr sO gOod oNli tHat tHe foOd rEaLli SUCKS...

03.05.05 (Tuesday)

kAna wOkE uP bY tHe "missy" aT 5.45AM!!!... GOSH! nEvEr iN mY lIfe dId i wOke uP aT tHis tIme... tHe aH mA Next tOo mE wAs sTilL sNorIng... aNywAy gOt wOke uP becOz i hAf to tAke mY brEakfAst nOw cOz aFetr dAt nO fOod aNd dRink alLowEd lE... i tOt gOt mAybE gOt tUna sAndwHich oR mAybE hAm oR mAybe cHeeSe oR mAybE hAm aNd cHeeSe sAndwHich oR aT wOrse bRead wIth bUtter aNd jAm bUt wAd i gOt wAs tWo pAthetIc pAck of bIscUit aNd a cUp oF uNsWeetEn mIlo... dUhz... sOmemOre tHe bIscUit a bIt "lAo hOng" dE... iN tHe eNd eAt hAlf oF tHe bIscUit aNd drAnk dAt mIlo fRom helL dEn wEnt bAck to sLeep lE... wOke up aGain aT 8 pLus bY tHe sMelL oF BREAKFAST!... nOt mIne tHough... lIe oN tHe bEd sEe tHe aH mA nExt to mY bEd eNjOyiNg hEr bReaKfAst... aLwAys dIn fAncY hOspiTal fOod bUt fOR dAt dAy tHe fOod seEms lYk sO dAmn sUper dEliCious... tHe aRomA wAs WHAO!... i tHiNk i look lYk a "yAo gUi" aT dAt tIMe...

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dEn lYk nOon dAt tIme eUnice aNd hUang cAme... qUiTe hApPy tO sEe dEm... wE cHat lO... bUt hAo sHi bU cHeng jIu (gOod tHingS dOesn'T lAst lOng) ... tHe nUrSe aSk mE gO cHange iNto tHe "rObe"... kNS... tHe "rObe" de sTriNg hAs gOne mIssIng dEn iN tHe eNd i mUz gRab tHe eNd oF tHE rObe aRbO mY sExy bUtT kaNa exPose lE (cOz cAnnOt weAr uNdIes)... hAHa... y cAnnot wEar aRhz... iTs bRanded uNdiehOr nOT dAt kInd oF lElOng lEloNg de... ITS BRANDED! ITS HUSH PUPPIES!... hAHa... AND ITS RED!... hAha...

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aNywAy aFter tHe uNdiEs cOmMotIon i wAs lYiNg oN tHe hArd lYk rOck bEd aNd wAs bEing wHeelEd tO tHe oPerAtiNg tHEatre... dEn gOt tHis nUrse hElp mE oUt oN sOmethIng lYk a shOWercAp... dEn aFter dAt tHe gOrgEous dOc cAme... wAh!... SO HANDSOME! even wHen hAlf oF tHe fAce cOvereD... hAha... aNywAy aFter dAt cAnnot rEmembEr bEcoz oF tHe dRip dAt mAke mE so dRousy... oNli rEmeMber sEeing the bIg bIg lIght aBove mE whEN LyIng on tHe oPerAtiNg tAble... ... ... *in lA lA lAnd*

to be continued...