diet...

title: going on a diet

i M a fat ass... need to go on a diet...

fridAy went to bugis to eat steamboat... saturday oso eat steamboat & durian... not fat is bluff ppl de... wAh...

as a matter of fact i went to eat steamboat at bugis to celebrate eunice de bdae...

xXx: ixxit that tian tian huo guo?

me: nO la... dun mention... mention liao wan to puke...

xXx: why? why lidat?

why lidat? because that place got alot of lizards... Eeekkk... so gross... the lizards 'da ge' was crawling all over the signboard... oso the customer service was realli bad... when we go there dat time the place was full so we thought maybe we leave our numbers down so that when go place the guy can call us... dat time was 7.30pm so the guy told us he will call at 8.15pm lidat... but then we decided to go to other shop to eat... that guy from tian tian din even call until we finish our dinner...

lucky we not so stupid wait for his call... f**k his bloody ass... no place de hua oso can call and inform de mahz... wads so difficult in making a phone call...

@#$%... @#$%...

I HATE LIZARDS!... I HATE LIZARDS! I HATE LIZARDS!

aniwae... i got 'hao liao' to intro to you guys...

20g of pure heroin from thailand... 100 tab of ectasy and ice...

price negotiatable as it is the GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!

transparent pencil case from MUJI at onli $3.90

famous amos butterscotch cookies at onli $4/100g

xXx: CHay!... you are so lame...

me: keep ur big fat mouth shut... you idiotic freak!

xXx: na na ni po po

guess you are wondering who is the xXx... he... nono... she... wadeva... IT is my imaginary friend... going crazy soon... keep on hearing funny stuff in my head...

xXx: my name is angelisadevilisahornlisamonalisa

me: huh?

xXx: angelisadevilisahornlisamonalisa

me: ... catch no ball

xXx: juz call me the imaginary friend of ours la... haiyo...

_see ghost_