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gOt a sHock oF mY lIfe tOdAy... wAH... wHen oUt wIf "gReEn tEa" tOdAy aNd dEn wHen wE pLay pOol dAt tIme i sUdDenly mEntIon aBt "xIa0 qIanG" dEn sHe sAy hE aTtach lE...

OkIe... tHat iS sHock nUmbEr oNe... dEn wHen i aSk to wHom... sHe sAy "tHe oNe u aRe tOkIng tO"... i aLmOst gOt hEart atTacK... dAts sHocK nUmBer tWo... bUt fEel hApPy fOr hEr bUt dAt mEans mInuS oNe elIgIbLe bAchelOr lE... hAiyo... hAha...

i bOught a fRaMed sPecs toDay... n i tHink i lOoK gOod iN iT... hEhe... i dUn tHink i m pHoTOgenIc... hA... oSo... tHis pIc iS FUGLY... mEssy hAir... oVersIze Tee... wOrse oF alL... mY eYe lYk a bIt cUckoO lIdAt

wElL... i bOughT iT aT cEntUry sQuare fOr $16 bUt lAter kIndA rEgrEt cOz sHld hAf gOne bUgis vIllAge bUy dEn cAn bArgAin... hAha... aUnty aRhz... lAter me aNd mAy wHen to oRcHArd dE HMV cOz mAy wAn gO 37 dEgReEs... dEn aFtEr dAt wAlk tO PS... dEn on tHe wAy oUtsIde sOmeRsEt mRT sTatIoN gOt tHis gUy aPpRoacH uS... i tOt hE wAn oUr tElepHoNe nUmbEr... hAha... hE tUrn oUt tO bE a sAlesMan... (-_-")... fRom sOme pArEntiNg socIety to hElp jUvenIle dAt cOme fRom bRokEn hOme dE... dEn hE wAs tRyiNg to sElL uS tHis cArdhOldEr to rAise fUnds... hE sAid: "u cAn bUy oNe fOr uRsElf tO uSe"... hA... dEn i tOld hIm: "nO nEed... i dUn hAf aNy nAmecArd... sTilL stUdenT lA..." dUnNo hIs eYe "ta" stAmp oR wAd... tHe wAy i dReSs iTs oBviOusly a sTudEnt lIao... nEed nAme cArd fOr wAd... i dUn nEed to "prOmOte" mysElf iN sCh hOr... dEn hE wAs tRyiNg tO tOk uS iNtO bUyiNg... dEn hE sAy... "aIya... u tWo lOoK lYk eVery moNth gOt aLot oF pOcKet mOney dE... $5 is noThinG lO"... excUse mE... eVen iF i dAmn bLoOdy rIch i wUn bUy sUmtHing i dUn eVen nEed lO... hA... bUt dEn dAt pOor mAy ( i dun mean no $ but kE lian de mAy) wEnt to bUy iT fOr hEr pApa... hAha... i cAnnOt uNdeRsTand y tHey dUn wAn gO sHentOn wAy or rAfFles pLacE dEre rAise fUnds aRhz... dEre mOre oFfiCe wOrKer mA... dEn tHE tEndeNcy oF tHem oWniNg nAmEcArds wOuld bE gReAter... sO tHe cHancEs oF thEm bUyiNg wOuLd be hIgHer... rIte? hAiyO... sUch a sImpLe tHing oSo cAnnOt tHiNk oF iT... hAiyo... oTher dEn dUmb wAd cAn i sAy? eXtrEmely dUmb? suPer dUpEr eXtrEmelY dUmb? wAdeVa... iTs jUz DUMB!

cOunTinG dOwn: 7 dAys to gO (dAts eXactLy a wEek fRom nOw... gOsh!)